A vampire Fleshjack that doesn’t bite or suck
Free Drac with Fleshjack purchase
Plus save 15% off site-wide at Fleshjack. This deal is buried below our review but we’re Fleshjack pimps so we don’t want you to miss out. Fleshjack is giving the Drac dildo away free with your Fleshjack purchase as a bit of a halloween promotion (Oct 2012). Visit Fleshjack
I can only assume that Halloween is around the corner and as they did two years ago, Fleshjack has some new products in advance. This time it’s a series of monster inspired dildos, including the Drac which is clearly meant to be a vampire dick. The marketing copy obviously backs this up… “it’s your turn to get staked by the blood sucking nightwalker. Made with healthcare-grade, platinum cured silicone in extreme detail by Fleshlight. You can now have what the realm of the living has been missing for centuries.”
I want this SO BAD. Just to have it! And how awesomely sick was the Zombie one?!
Confused geek market? Plenty straight males buy dildos. It’s just not that common for them to discuss it (I wonder why!)
As for ‘external use only’ this part really pisses me off. They don’t even give much info on their European site about the product and when emailing their help centre, all they do is say it’s something to do with the size/shape of the product and tell me that it says on the website the material it’s made from (if it does, on the European site I’m directed to, I can’t find it).
They really need to give us more confidence that this product is not just an expensive body ornament.
I think it’s them more being better safe than sorry? Although maybe the Frankenstein bolts doing some form of damage, I doubt they’re harmful in anyway, they’re just making sure they have the fine print incase someone starts screaming about Frankenstein making them bleed.
LOL Kyle! Yeah people fucking sueing left right and center. Though I guess it’s more riskj for an arse than a vag. I never thought about that. I just wanted to see how the drac feels in my fangina. Bit afraid to put any of them in my arse!
I hope they have a discount again soon. Sooo expensive.