Blood: the energy drink

Now here’s an odd new item currently available for pre-order, Blood. Stock up on this energy drink served in a blood bag shaped squeeze bottle (less waste). Good for those nights when you don’t want to hit the wine as a blood substitute.

Blood Energy Potion is our newest pre-order. New from the makers of Mana and Health Energy Potion comes Blood Energy Potion: the world’s first synthetic blood beverage. The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!

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