Summary:
Terrible. No fangs, bad acting, bad sex, terrible camera work. The “count” kept whirling his cape around like an idiot; it just wasn’t sexy.

Quick facts:
Running time: 68 mins
Overall rating: 0/5
Guys: 1/5
Vampire quality: 0/5
Amount of vampire action: 1/5
Vampire action: biting (poorly done)
Worth the money: not worth downloading/streaming; don’t buy DVD