Bite This

Probably the worst gay vampire porn made, that we’re at least seen so far. There’s a fake vamp towards the beginning while the porn plays out, then the real vampire makes an appearance, but we only know he’s a vamp from his cape; he’s also naked, but nothing to write home about. Finally near the end, the vampire appears, as if from a dream, to bite one boy. A little later the victim wakes with a bite mark and some pretty bad fangs (the really cheap one-piece fangs).

Quick facts:
Running time: 75 mins
Overall rating: 1/5
Guys: 1/5
Vampire quality: 1.5/5
Amount of vampire action: 2/5
Vampire action: fangs, biting, new vampire
Worth the money: barely worth downloading/streaming; don’t buy DVD

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