Laid by a vampire

Summary: Laid by a vampire is the second in this series (the first was Queer of the Damned). There was a story idea with some pretty good amateur twinkie porn but the special effects could have been better (just a few pairs of cheap fangs would have helped). Two cute twinky vampires created in the first video reappear in the second, and their skills as vampires have improved slightly. Some of the biting action is good, though lacking the fangs. Some of the boys struggle while being bitten and it's amazing any blood sucking takes place with them moving around so much; hey vampires are strong and should be able to take control. Find it online: Laid by a Vampire Quick facts: Running time: 75 mins (60 mins real, bloopers and filler for the rest) Overall rating: 2/5 Guys: 2/5 Vampire quality: 1.5/5 Amount of vampire action: 2/5 Vampire action: fangs, biting, new vampires Worth the money: barely worth downloading/streaming; don't buy DVD

Bite This

Summary: Probably the worst gay vampire porn made, that we're at least seen so far. There's a fake vamp towards the beginning while the porn plays out, then the real vampire makes an appearance, but we only know he's a vamp from his cape; he's also naked, but nothing to write home about. Finally near the end, the vampire appears, as if from a dream, to bite one boy. A little later the victim wakes with a bite mark and some pretty bad fangs (the really cheap one-piece fangs). Quick facts: Running time: 75 mins Overall rating: 1/5 Guys: 1/5 Vampire quality: 1.5/5 Amount of vampire action: 2/5 Vampire action: fangs, biting, new vampire Worth the money: barely worth downloading/streaming; don't buy DVD

The Bite 2

Summary: The Bite 2 was the second gay vampire porn I even saw and it has stayed in my top five partly for that reason. There are three great biting scenes: two at the beginning and the third half way through. The vampires in The Bite 2 were quite good; better than the majority of films. The story line gets a little silly and I could have done without the vampires being killed off. Quick facts: Running time: 70/90 mins Overall rating: 3/5 Guys: 2.5/5 Vampire quality: 3.5/5 Amount of vampire action: 2.5/5 Vampire action: fangs, biting Worth the money: worth streaming or buy the DVD

The Bite

Update: The Bite and The Bite 2 are now available online here. Summary: Someday I might actually get to see the entire Bite. Channel1Releasing which now owns the Catalina catalog has The Bite exclusively available on demand through their website. But the web version was cut down to 70 minutes from the DVDs 90 minutes. From all the synopsises I've read there should have been more biting and some turning but those scenes were apparently cut, taking out of the film the actual reason I'd want to watch it; come on I can see regular porn, I came for the vampires. The first and last scene from the cut I saw, had the majority of vampire action, although we see flashes through out of the main vampire. I really wanted to see the two frat boys from the second scene become vampires or used to satisfy someone's blood lust. Again it may have been the cut-down online version. Quick facts: Running time: 70/90 mins Overall rating: 2/5 Guys: 2/5 Vampire quality: 3/5 Amount of vampire action: 1.5/5 Vampire action: fangs, biting, one victim turned Worth the money: not worth streaming; buy DVD, but on sale

A Taste of Blue

Summary: Randy Blue made a special vampire themed adult video starting Cody Fallon and Blake Riley with Chris Rockway as the vampire. There is some post-coital fang action at the end and the potential for a second video. The fangs are good, but the red eyes could have been done better. Cody and Blake are a couple, who after a little silly dressing up, head off to a Halloween party where they are the only guests. Chris bangs them then fangs them before the next guests arrive. One can only fantasize that Cody and Blake, now vampires, each take of the two new boys for their first meal. Only Chris appears with fangs and overall the film was far too short. Quick facts: Running time: 22 mins Overall rating: 3/5 Guys: 4/5 Vampire quality: 4/5 Amount of vampire action: 2/5 Vampire action: bared fangs, biting, hot guys, two new vampires Worth the money: only available online with Randy Blue membership, just get the shortest membership